Friday, August 5, 2011


Hope BC: land of the wild and lots of it's *free*.

'We scattered chainsaw carvings around town to appear badass.'

So many of you drive through here to Vancouver/kelowna/etc, why not stop by! I don't advise coming here for the people, come here for the land they populate. You like hiking? C'mon over! You like staring at big rocks with lots of trees on them? We like you! Yeah no, ill never be a tourism writer..

Friday, May 27, 2011

Blog IDEAS!

Blog that I'll only write in while stoned

Blog about an obviously fake life, include photoshopped pictures "proving" it.

Interview people in the service industry and blog about their tips on how to be a good customer
(or a humorous version detailing how to annoy the bleepo out of service employees)

Interview people with entertaining eBay stories, experiences.

Interview couchsurfers and hosts.

Interviews are great. I love interviews!

Busking experiments!

Monday, May 23, 2011

what isn't incredible?

what isn't incredible
when...
when I can memorize the songs
(that you never wrote me),
when morning light marks
the path to you...

what isn't incredible
when...
when the path to you is only a few miles
I have a car
(but the journey takes years)

what isn't incredible
when...
when I can escape
to tropical morning light all winter
(that path doesn't reach
you... so called paradise)

what isn't incredible
when...
when that smile
is enough to brave the cold
to lead me back to you

let my destination be my journey
(and what isn't incredible by your side?)

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Practice Restaurant Job Interview


1: "Tell me about yourself"

I love working in fast-paced (busy? bustling?) environments, like that of *insert name of restaurant you're applying to here*. I find being a server an enjoyable way to interact with people. My past experiences with restaurant life have been very positive.

2: "Tell me something bad you've heard about our company"

I haven't heard anything bad about it.

3: "Why should I hire you?"

I have a good reputation with all my previous employers and customers. I have experience as a full time server and experience training other servers. I'm happy in this field of work, and a happy server can make for happy customers.

4. "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

I can see myself still working here, supporting myself through University.

5. "How would you react if I told you your interview so far was terrible?"

I would ask for reasons why it could be considered terrible.

6. "Can you work under pressure?"

Yes.. for example, when customers became angry about menu items being out of stock, I found a resolution in apologizing for the desired item being out of stock then
recommending a similar item.

7. "What kind of salary are you looking for?"

over 9000.

8. "Why are you looking for a new job/why did you leave your last job?"

I quit my last job to polish off my high school courses. Now that those are done, I want to get back into the workforce.

9. "Why did you apply here?"

I've heard only good things about this job, and it seems like my ideal work environment.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Lady Gaga Songs Translated

Judas: Damnit, Gaga's heart! She belongs to the ex. The ex! Imagine the worst kind of man. They split, so she gets with a better guy. Her mind! It wants to let the one she's  with be her saviour, the one to finally free her from her demon, her Judas. She's beyond repentance, she's still in love with Judas, baby.

Bad Romance: The worst way to want someone. Gaga would do.. anything. And to hell with the consequences, the touch of his hand... she doesn't want to be friends. She wants his love, his revenge. She wants it bad, it is bad, and she'll be so bad for it.

Paparazzi: Love her, need her. She promises to be kind, but she won't stop until your heart belongs to her.

Just Dance: Just dance, gonna be okay. Distraction is the cure for an unsolvable problem.

Born this way: Bisexual girl here, and this isn't a case of confusion or doing it for attention. Women are wonderful; Men are magnificent. She was born lucky enough to enjoy the sexiness and lovable qualities of both sides.

*I relate to Lady Gaga more than Taylor Swift. What does this mean?